The Cabbage Theory: Chapter One

Chapter one
The big discovery

The cabbage theory emmerged when me and three friends went to a publicity festival in Figueira da Foz (Portugal) and when it was time to come back home we got lost... It may seem ridiculous but the driver of the jeep (capitalists!!!) was Filipe, a guy who thinks he has a sixth sense and even compasses inserted automatically in the back of the head what could really be truth but is not. The reality is that he thought we where going north (when we were in fact going south) because he insisted on the fact that he could feel the “sun behind the head”. (did I mentioned this happened during the night?)...
At a certain time his more-than-anything-in-the-whole-world, Ana, has an enlightened idea: get a detailed map of Portugal that they had all this time in the glove compartment. Ana tried to get us back in the right way but Filipe didn’t give up and since he was driving there we went trough creepy roads without seeing houses, people, cars,... but organized like the Hitlerian army, greeny like only they can be, rows of cabbages! In the shadows of the fields that surrounded the road were thousands and thousands of this vegetables from hell, scaring isolated travelleres that went through there. Surronded by cabbages we discovered the truth.
We ran away as fast as possible fearing for our lives and when we finally got home we talked about a very simple form of the cabbage theory that was going to be closely studied by me.