The Cabbage Theory: Chapter Six

Chapter six
Reflect to act

Summarising: who are our biggest enemies?

THE CABBAGES!

What can we do to help the humanity in this fight against them?
- reflect about the subject so that we can act conscientiously
- open eye with your pets or for the more strict expel them from the house (that’s what I did it’s not worth taking any chances)
- keep away as much as you can from the road constructions and when it’s not possible to avoid them just pass at least at 120 km/h
- watch attentively the soap operas searching for more subliminar messages
- establish contact with the lettuces so that we can find out what side they are taking
- take any and all powers away from Morais Sarmento
- fight for the destruction of DGPC
- eat all the cabbages you can find till their extinction
- infest the cabbage cultures with bugs and diseases which can cause the mass destruction of the vegetables
- at last, warn everyone you can: relatives, friends and even strangers; no one is safe... Don’t believe in myths like “The cabbage is very good to fight liver illness”; don’t fall in the temptation of joining websites that are a shame for the human spirit like “The Cabbage’s Jonh Doe’s website” (“site do Zé das Couves”) which holds up the sentence: “against the cabbage and other tasty vegetables’ banalization”. Don’t let yourselves be dominated. Let’s stay alert to the defense of our planet and maybe, just maybe, we will have a smiling future.