The Cabbage Theory: Glossary

Glossary

Cabbage – vegetable from the family of the vegetables, normally with a green colour and various textures

Cabbagocracy – totalitarian, anti-liberal, anti-democratic, anti-comunist and anti-humanoide regime based on a world-wide oligarchy protagonised by the cabbages

Taken of the World – it’s in fact the taken of the world because it happens when the world is taken...I don’t know if I’m making myself clear...

Cabbagologist – PHD in cabbages; person who studies their current situation and movimentations

The Cabbage Theory – factual and empiric truths about the cabbages

Cabbage Hegemony – past period of our civilization during which the cabbages had great power over our stomachs

Export – contains the notion of movement: take from here and put there according to payment in money or others

Neo-genectic – watch Spider-Man’s cartoons

DGPC – Direcção Geral de Protecção das Culturas; very active portuguese association for the protection of the cabbages